my bistro, my toilet bowl, my sanctuary v2

Deck the halls with boughs of holly…

missclaryce — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 17:18:15 +0000

*FA-LA LA LA LA..LA LA LA LA…*

I know I’m late but it’s better late than never right… hehe

So….

DEAR SANTA(rina),

I’ll be as happy as a kid getting 100 lollipops if you could bring me the following for Christmas this year…

1) Revlon Colorstay Brow Enhancer (Blackened Brown)

2) My Beauty Diary masks (yogurt and aloe vera preferred (“,) )

3) Any moisturizing Lip Gloss (nude or light pink). Must be moisturizing cos I’ve problematic (and yet sexy) lips….muahahahaha

4) Cardigan in bright colors! (nothing shimmery, silver or gold though..)

5) Thin scarf (those for aesthetic purpose only…)

6) OPI nail polish~ (any shimmery dark brown/copper color)

AND IF YOUR BUDGET ALLOWS…. I WOULDN’T MIND..

1) Any optimus prime figurine

2) Kiehl’s Calendula Herbal Extract Toner Alcohol Free

3) Another working bag / shoes (im a size 36)

4) Vouchers for mani/pedi

5) CASH $$ (who can resist cold hard cash…. hehe)

Yes Santa(rina), I’ve grown to be quite a vain pot… but..but….it’s for my own goooooood… hehehe

Last but not the least, can you also drop a nice dude down my chimney/at my door step. A lean one will do…Too muscular will only add on to your load… Im thoughtful right….

THANK YOU!!

xoxo,

claryce.

listening

missclaryce — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:13:14 +0000

1558

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staring into emptiness.

inertion.

ah..

the sweet sweet sound of still air.

hush..

i hear bliss..

RAYA! RAYA! RAYA!

missclaryce — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 04:42:53 +0000

well well… figured i better do a lil’ update before some ppl start insinuating the non-progress of me blog. haha

F1 came and went..managed to get free tix to watch the first night’s gig. and hairy saw bsb! jealousy was/is written all over my face. but fear not! cos BACKSTREET BOYS ARE COMING TO TOWN NEXT YR FOR A REAL CONCERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im gonna rest my vocals well so that i can screaaaaaaaaaaaaaam and sing along when the time comes. ADEL, come out of your closet and start practicing ah. hahaha!

adel’s sis wedding was awwwwww… such a sweet lil’ couple…and we had great fun after the wedding…all the girls’ talk and inspection of sherlin’s dressing table. RANDOM QUESTION anyone? *wink wink* hehehehehehehehe~ WHEN ARE WE GOING FOR OUR RAYA VISITING! I WANT FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!

mind game is so not my cup of tea.

you can run along and play with yourself.

scram.

I AM PREGGERS!

missclaryce — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:41:31 +0000

or so the lady on the train thought.

I went to work today in a babydoll top, pants and flats. This is my feel-good outfit cos I can eat without worrying about tummy bulges, sit cross-legged like a man and run without restrictions.

So I boarded the train after work, thinking that the world is so pretty today and flowers are blooming just for me.

And then god must have loved me a lot more today cos the most hilarious thing happened.

Me: *enters a super packed train, stands in the middle of a carriage*

Lady: *smiles at me and stands up* “You can have my seat”

Me: *realized she misunderstood and was trying hard to not laugh out loud* “No it’s ok. Thanks”

Lady: “No you can have my seat”

Me: “No it’s ok really”

Lady: “Come have my seat”

Me: “No it’s ok”

Lady’s Friend: *whispers loud enough for me to hear* “She’s NOT pregnant”

The crestfallen and yet embarrassed look on her face.

Oh dear, I had to bite my lips to prevent myself from laughing out. Now I should be the one who’s embarrassed but I’m not for some unknown reason. This is just soooooooo funny.

SO ladies, if you ever need a seat on the train, you know what outfit to don now yeah?

rofl.

F r i d a y T h e 2 6 t h.

missclaryce — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:56:16 +0000

230609.

The King is dead.

His sudden departure came as a shock to the world.

Though not a huge fan, I did grow up listening to his pieces.

Slick and swift moves he had. Jelly legs that never failed to amaze me.

He who left, leaves behind a legacy that can never be surpassed nor replaced.

You will be greatly missed.

Ease your mind.

Rest in peace….

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I’m becoming a victim of the society’s expectations.

I DON’T WANNA CONFORM.

Let nature takes its course.

Leave me alone you conformists!

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Communication gap.

Was I expecting too much?

Or were they just juvenile?

I need to sleep now.

Night all.

pull.the.plug

missclaryce — Thu, 28 May 2009 16:31:12 +0000

feels like a rollercoaster ride.
one that starts off exciting but ends when you just got the hang of it.
after what seemed like forever, naught is what you get.
i do not like the despair that follows.
i do not like the emptiness that sets in.

pull the plug please.

Impending Battle…Or not?

missclaryce — Sun, 17 May 2009 16:18:53 +0000

in another few hours’ time, i will be sent to the gallows.

ominous feeling.

will i be whacked left right, upside down, inside out?

shamed? humiliated?

or will i walk away unscathed.

such detestable uncertainty.

i loathe.

Lunch Quickie

missclaryce — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 05:53:25 +0000

Today is one of those rare days that I’m actually sitting in the office before 1.50pm. Lunch breaks are usually (unofficially) extended for me you see.. hehe

CPF is hounding me to pay up for my 4 yr stay in SDE. i’m so entering into a state of bamkruptcy. i need to either

1) strike lottery

2) change job

3) find a rich husband

where’s my genie! i need my 3 wishes!

I’m surviving on the emails exchange with you lovelies. so keep em coming in yeah?

can’t wait for friday!!!!

*back to boring work….YAWNS*

And I lost the war..

missclaryce — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 10:22:09 +0000

to ulcers.

3 humongous and lethal ones. One thing led to another and soon, the throat became sore too.

A trip to the doc made it possible for me to be typing away here now. :/

ANYWAY!

Thanks (or no thanks) to The Ulcers, I can finally sit down and figure out my new “HIGH END” (or so the starhub ppl say) phone.

2 weeks…my phone went ringtone-less and message tone-less for 2 weeks cos I simply couldn’t be bothered figure out how to operate this “HIGH END” phone. It took me one whole noon today to get a few ringtones in.

Good job to me.

I very much want to upload some photos here but it’s too troublesome la.

Check out my facebook..They’re all there. (to think I once blatantly REFUSED to sign up for a fb account..)

Steamboat this Sat!! Finally! Can’t wait~

Baffled. Disappointment. Ashamed.

missclaryce — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 18:36:31 +0000

These are all that you gave us these few years.

You ALWAYS say you did nothing wrong.

But have you even once, for a moment, thought

What have you done RIGHT?

Have you FULFILLED your roles?

So many Have you questions we can ask

But no, we will not

Because we know

The answers will all be

HAVE NOT.